{"product_id":"soap-for-cat-people-funny-soap","title":"Soap for Cat People","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"196\"\u003e😹🧼 Perfect follow-up to the dog one. Here’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"48\" data-end=\"92\"\u003eclean, customer-friendly website listing\u003c\/strong\u003e that keeps the humor, removes the manufacturer voice, and stays consistent with your novelty soap line:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"201\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"231\"\u003e🐱🧼 Soap for Cat People\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eHairball much?\u003cbr data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eThis soap is for true cat people — the ones whose cats are absolutely circling the tub right now… but will \u003cem data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"362\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e be joining you unless you’re bathing in warm milk. Which, honestly, isn’t totally out of the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eLightly scented like \u003cstrong data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"501\"\u003ewarm milk\u003c\/strong\u003e, this handmade soap is a funny and relatable gift for anyone who lives with fur, toys, judgmental stares, and the occasional hairball. It’s purr-fect for cat moms, cat dads, and anyone who proudly admits that their cats rule the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"946\"\u003eEach bar is handcrafted using vegan ingredients and thoughtfully blended fragrances to match the playful concept. Because every soap is handmade, no two bars are exactly alike — kind of like cats themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"982\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eWarm Milk–scented\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eNet weight: 6 oz per bar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eApprox. soap dimensions: 3½\" L x 2¾\" W x 1\" H\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003eSold in sets of 4 bars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003eA fun, tongue-in-cheek gift for cat lovers who embrace the chaos — and wouldn’t have it any other way. 🐾💛\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51185420566848,"sku":"CAT-S","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/0460\/1408\/files\/7575b39c8634cb502a498637f970a179282806a15c27ebc15d63b0b0b3f38330_3a331f92-c903-458b-9bb9-5290a59db96b.jpg?v=1761056841","url":"https:\/\/sweetprincegifts.com\/products\/soap-for-cat-people-funny-soap","provider":"Sweet Prince Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}