{"product_id":"soap-for-crazy-bitches-funny-soap","title":"Soap for Crazy Bitches","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"324\"\u003e💅🧼 Soap for Crazy Bitches\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eDon’t make me take my hoops out.\u003cbr data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"361\"\u003eThis soap is for the ride-or-dies, the unhinged besties, and the friends who know \u003cem data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"452\"\u003eexactly\u003c\/em\u003e where the bodies are buried — and will absolutely bring it up if you don’t come out tonight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eScented like \u003cstrong data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"576\"\u003esalty melons\u003c\/strong\u003e, this handmade soap is loud, hilarious, and not for the faint of heart. It’s the perfect gift for that friend who thrives on chaos, overshares with confidence, and considers “calm down” a personal attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eHandcrafted using vegan ingredients and blended fragrances designed to match the over-the-top personality of the concept. Because every bar is handmade, no two are exactly alike — just like your favorite crazy bitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eSalty Melons–scented\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eNet weight: 6 oz per bar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eApprox. soap dimensions: 3½\" L x 2¾\" W x 1\" H\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eSold in sets of 4 bars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003eA wildly funny, no-filter gift for besties, birthdays, girls’ trips, or anyone who embraces their chaos with confidence. 💄🔥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51185420337472,"sku":"BIT-S","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/0460\/1408\/files\/e03afcd4b92b06dfc813bcae3405c1cb441db9f0cc0b4fbd0165375fd3791ac0.jpg?v=1761056831","url":"https:\/\/sweetprincegifts.com\/products\/soap-for-crazy-bitches-funny-soap","provider":"Sweet Prince Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}