{"product_id":"soap-for-grammar-police-funny-soap","title":"Soap for Grammar Police","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"265\"\u003e✏️🧼 Soap for Grammar Police\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"455\"\u003eSmells annoying.\u003cbr data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eThis soap is for the self-appointed grammar police — the ones who \u003cem data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"358\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e correct your spelling, punctuation, and misuse of “your” vs. “you’re” (usually in the comments).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eSure, we’re all impressed that they finally figured it out thanks to Facebook trolls. True, the rest of us learned it in first grade, but hey — growth is growth. Now that they’ve joined the club, though, they’ll need to stop whining about everyone else’s mistakes… because let’s be honest, they’re still making a few themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"967\"\u003eScented like \u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"818\"\u003ejelly doughnut\u003c\/strong\u003e, this handmade soap is the perfect sarcastic gift for English majors, editors, teachers, writers, or that one friend who just can’t help themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eEach bar is handcrafted using vegan ingredients and thoughtfully blended fragrances to match the concept. Because every soap is handmade, no two bars are exactly alike — unlike their opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003eJelly Doughnut–scented\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003eNet weight: 6 oz per bar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eHandmade vegan soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003eShrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eApprox. soap dimensions: 3½\" L x 2¾\" W x 1\" H\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1352\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003eSold in sets of 4 bars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003eA hilarious gift for anyone who corrects grammar \u003cem data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003efor fun\u003c\/em\u003e — whether you asked or not. ✏️😌\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51185420173632,"sku":"GRA-S","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0683\/0460\/1408\/files\/4c10e88f794476ce72cd439e380f50258f51fc01e45f7f89cc6d9ad215f413d4.jpg?v=1761056828","url":"https:\/\/sweetprincegifts.com\/products\/soap-for-grammar-police-funny-soap","provider":"Sweet Prince Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}