💅🧼 Soap for Crazy Bitches

Don’t make me take my hoops out.
This soap is for the ride-or-dies, the unhinged besties, and the friends who know exactly where the bodies are buried — and will absolutely bring it up if you don’t come out tonight.

Scented like salty melons, this handmade soap is loud, hilarious, and not for the faint of heart. It’s the perfect gift for that friend who thrives on chaos, overshares with confidence, and considers “calm down” a personal attack.

Handcrafted using vegan ingredients and blended fragrances designed to match the over-the-top personality of the concept. Because every bar is handmade, no two are exactly alike — just like your favorite crazy bitch.

Details:

• Salty Melons–scented

• Net weight: 6 oz per bar

• Handmade vegan soap

• Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

• Approx. soap dimensions: 3½" L x 2¾" W x 1" H

• Sold in sets of 4 bars

A wildly funny, no-filter gift for besties, birthdays, girls’ trips, or anyone who embraces their chaos with confidence. 💄🔥